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Ask them why they do have a facebook. Then when they state their reasons. You say "Ok, now write on facebook, so somebody would care."

By the way, Facebook can be as public as you want it to be. You can set privacy limits to the point that your profile is completely invisible to people that are not on your friends list.

I tell them i dont have one because im one of the few people left in the world that isn't a narcissist and/or lemming 0:)

Well you tell them that "Facebook is a waste of time". Or i don't have for such things like Facebook.

just give up and get a facebook

MYOB

"Because"