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we were in an isle, and he pooped a quiet stinky one, and walked away . when people would pass by , they made wrinkle faces and looked at me . it was embarrassing because OF ALL TIMES , my supervisor & his wife were shopping for groceries too , and came over to say hi . so you can imagine !

My husband too is a chronic farter but his are not silent. He then looks at someone else in the store and asks them if they did it? Needless to say I do not go out with him unless it is absolutely necessary.

He always plays with the toys. When we leave the aisle, it is singing and roaring behind us. I hate that.

no but my wife has and I told her about it after. I dont intend to tell everyone on the internet though

Asks me personal questions really loud so others can hear him. SO embarrassing!

Farted in a crowded aisle and walked away

hahaha... id hate to have a husband like that does stupid stuff ilke that is embarrassing

ew

my wife hates it when I fart out loud in the store.. .

"Hey "my name" what size pants do you wear. I found some you might like but they look small."

husband passes gas, and leaves the area, so it woudl appear that i did it. gross!!!