Is it true that God (FSM) needed a perfect meatball in a sacrifice to use the sauce to wash sins?
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Isn't the idea of any kind of sacrifice to forgive bronze age and dumb?
Like the christian god needing his perfect sons blood in a sacrifice to enable him to have the ability to forgive humanity?
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But the FSM (pbhna!) does not need anything!
The FSM could have just re-written the universe's OS to circumvent such a need!
The FSM CHOSE to give us a perfect meatball! Praise be his noodly appendage!
No you nut head, FSM needed the perfect Tomato Sauce to wash the sins away. It requires this because he had created a monster when he spoke the word in the beginning (Sh!t) and create a piece of sh!t some call the perfect god when the giant tomato spitted on it's face.
FSM is the True One
He is the only way to salvation
RAMEN
Yes.
RAmen.