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It's called liberal bundling. It is based on the same premise as the phone companies use. You sign up for medicare, welfare, and don't work, then they will throw in a free car, house, and food stamps. Now you are a product of the government which requires you to vote democrat. Failure to do so will result in the loss of all your "entitlements".

You manage your future risk very well, I see. And you're a good deal-maker.

I've therefore got a great deal for you.

I ask that all the FICA tax you've paid over the years be put toward my Social Security account, and that you receive no Medicare benefits after age 65. Since you won't be using it.

Regarding the new car, just to make apples (cars) and oranges (healthcare) into something more resembling oranges and oranges, I think it a better idea to put a yearly deductible on that car, plus an every-trip copayment. (To discourage use, of course.) So while it's yours through shared taxation, you'd still have to pay the first $972 of depreciation suffered each year ("driving period"), and then 20 percent of the prorated depreciation suffered on every trip after that.

And there's a lifetime limit. The car can't have any repairs or renovations to it exceeding $7,500.

We'd really like it if you could choose an optional plan whereby you can drive the car only on certain days and on certain highways. That would lower your deductible and copayment. It's called a "Free Car + Choice Plan," established in the 2003 Free Car Modernization Act.

Junkyard care is free, however. If you think the car is at the end of its life, there's no copayment on the trip it takes to get to the junkyard. There's free pastoral attention there, also.

Then it's a deal. I'll take your Medicare coverage and Social Security money, both of which should continue from my retirement until I die -- a period when I'll need such things the most. And you can have your car.

You each physique is ridiculous. you have no longer any clue to what particularly happens accessible. you assert I have no assurance i'm healthful, i , i, i. wager what attempt getting ill or wanting the surgical treatment, then what do you do? it is going to and does ensue.What happens is, we who've assurance pay for the dummies who don't have it. it particularly is apart from folk who're undesirable i'm conversing approximately. This gets exceeded on in rates it gets previous on interior the value of the surgical treatment and well being midsection stay costs. subsequently, while the well being midsection provides you an aspirin now, it expenditures 30 greenbacks, it particularly is fact.once you're coated by utilising wellbeing classes and nicely-known verify ups, the potential for coming up with a substantial ailment lessens, why? because of the fact which you often see your docs. you do no longer ensue at ER for bronchitis that has grew to become into pneumonia, because of the fact which you have been taken care of to your minor flu's or colds suitable away. you probably did no longer might desire to attend till you had an entire fall down of a few type.ER is for emergencies. they are getting used for well-known visits to a well being care expert. no longer what they are for, lower back, including greater expenditures and additionally, people who're to be seen finally end up waiting because of this. Get cautioned human beings it particularly isn't any longer basically what you think of it particularly is all approximately.

I know you meant this question in a sarcastic vein (Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?) but believe it or not, Atlanta has been giving away homes to its public housing tenants! Home owners take better care of the property, so they gave away some homes. I don't know how many or anything else about the program. I know of a hard working truck driver that bought one and then the lazy scum all moved in around him. Boy, was he ticked. He worked and saved to get out of the ghetto and they sent the ghetto to him!

Good question...I also could use a summer home on the beach...I need a break from the city now and again...I don't want to get under a mortgage so can I get a house..(and a car)?? If promise to quit my job and collect welfare!? I'm not sure which candidate will offer this but I bet it will be a Dem.

to wmcritter- the gov't already gives donations of food:

food stamps and food banks

clothing:

Goodwill

Purple Heart

Salvation Army

Utilities:

Yes there are gov't breaks on these also.

FYI- You can donate a car to Purple Heart and write it off on your taxes.

Your car, or at least the oil in it, is already subsidized. We spend billions of dollars in military costs to keep oil supplies secure, and billions in diplomatic and trade agreements to keep the regimes sitting on the oil friendly with us. If we didn't oil prices would skyrocket in a few years, and you wouldn't be able to afford to fill your tank, much less drive. So, your disguised criticism of health care plans fails the smell test.

Food is more important, so where is Universal Food Coverage? How about Universal Water? Universal Shelter? Universal Clothing?

How about we just all work for no money and let the master divy up all the resources. Massa' treats us good, so I's a good slave.

Hillary will make sure you have a car so vote Hillary in 2008 .

Not a problem, but I will charge you a $500.00 adminstration fee, dealer prep, delivery charges and shipping and handling.

Would you like a new Corvette?

Will Matchbook brand be okay?