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Song: Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo by Bloodhound Gang

Poem: She being brand new by E. E. Cummings

Movie: Grumpy (and grumpier) old men. just skip to the end with the out takes of the old man

"Skin boat to tuna town"

Eat my hostess cake and you'll get the cream filling

Put gravy all over my biscuits

Want a flower or to deflower?

The UPS guy has a huge package

That's what she said

I have a job for you, but it blows

You've been a bad girl! Go to my room!

**** me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

What time do you get off? Can I watch?

That's a gorgeous dress; it looks great on you. But it would look better on the floor.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

How would you like to come back to my place and stare at the ceiling for a while?

Can I stick my pencil in your sharpener?

I give you a sexual in-your-endo......

I wanna stick my meat in your taco

I don't have a lollipop, but I do have something for you to lick

Well you can make anything sound sexual. You just have to know how.

For instance:

I'd like to play that sexual game with you and your friend ;).

See what I did there? All you have to do is ask: What would a teenage boy say?

There's a lot... if you read Hush, Hush you'd see a lot of them because one of the main character are really dirty minded, it's so funny but hot at the same time hahah

Talk about your cat, then ask if anybody would like to pet your...you know.

'Come over nobody's home"

"Would you like to come with me"

It's all in the come

"Oh my. You sure do make me horny."