You might be a redneck if your name is Sunflower...lol...there all great, I hate that I can't ever choose when answering your questions....If I can think of one that I really like the most I'll come back and let you know there all just so funny, sorry I can't ever choose...
You might be a Redneck if the house you live in has wheels.You might be a Redneck if your dog and your wallet are on a chain You might be a Redneck if the directions to your house include turn off the paved road . You might be a Redneck if you go to a family reunion to pick up chicks.you might be a Redneck if you walk your son to school 'cause you're both in the same grade.You might be a Redneck if your defination of fine dining is the Drive-Thru at McDonalds.You might be a Redneck if you have more than one first name,(Billy Bob, Jimmy Jo)ect.You might be a Redneck if your truck double's as a romantic getaway.You might be a Redneck if you have more than two cars up on blocks in your front yard .
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you know your a redneck when you go to family reunions to get a girlfriend actually ths probably isnt my fav. but i dont watch him that much! thanks for the points
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You might be a redneck if your name is Sunflower...lol...there all great, I hate that I can't ever choose when answering your questions....If I can think of one that I really like the most I'll come back and let you know there all just so funny, sorry I can't ever choose...
I have something better than the You Might Be A Redneck jokes
Its called "Foxworthy's 15 Minutes May Be Up When."
Exmaples:Foxworthy's 15 Minutes May Be Up When.
Someone snaps a wire across the stage while he and his buddies are on stage. Ever see Ghost Ship
He gets heckled by Meatwad from "Aqua Teen Hunger Force"
Willie Nelson wont return his calls
Carrie Underwood eats him after mistaking him for celery
People say "HEY WE WANT KEIFER SUTHERLAND!!!!"
People stay home and watch The Sopranos
A Bunch of REAL Redneccks beat the poodoo out of him
He Gets sued by Ned Flanders for stealing his look
Art Bell has more fans in the Day time than Foxworthy
You might be a Redneck if the house you live in has wheels.You might be a Redneck if your dog and your wallet are on a chain You might be a Redneck if the directions to your house include turn off the paved road . You might be a Redneck if you go to a family reunion to pick up chicks.you might be a Redneck if you walk your son to school 'cause you're both in the same grade.You might be a Redneck if your defination of fine dining is the Drive-Thru at McDonalds.You might be a Redneck if you have more than one first name,(Billy Bob, Jimmy Jo)ect.You might be a Redneck if your truck double's as a romantic getaway.You might be a Redneck if you have more than two cars up on blocks in your front yard .
Cosign ThaPhenom88™ !@#$%^&* you defiantly comprehend you're contained in the hood even as the nook shop's ran through a center eastern guy who revenues pornos, bootlegs, tall Ts, and crack pipes alongside with the established products. and there is an illustration outdoors the door that announces in trouble-free words one minor at a time contained in the shop and no loitering, yet there is continually a minimum of four or 5 status outdoors searching suspect as hell in any respect circumstances and look to vanish into the again alley momentarily at about a similar time a fiend walks down the block searching for a fix.
If you carried a fishing pole into Sea World, you might be a redneck. :-)
and
You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."
U might be a redneck if.....
....you come home and have to tell your husband to take the truck transmission out of the shower!
you know your a redneck when you go to family reunions to get a girlfriend actually ths probably isnt my fav. but i dont watch him that much! thanks for the points
when he cleaned the ashtray in the den and then hollered did it for you sweetpea!