I am looking for funny poems along the lines of this one:
(hope you can help)
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow...
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woah I got scared for a moment
Really good!A star from me,too.
Here's what you're looking for:
http://www.funnypoets.com/funnypoems.html
She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."
She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.
"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."
"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."
And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.
She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."
Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!
Copyright; Author Unknown
LMAO LMAO LMAO, ITS SO FREAKING SCARY UNTIL YOU GET TO THE COW PART!
I was reading it & right when I got the 'My first time ever at milking a cow' I was in stiches! My mom was like,"Whats so funny?" I`m like..."Nothing!" xD I was seriously CRACKING up.
It still makes me laugh even after a few days from reading it.
I don`t know any other poems like that [Sorry I wish I did], but you can try websites. Search humorous poems or something.
LOL heres a star
sorry i dont have any funny poems but i just wanted to say that was hilarious ........at first it was sorta gross but then the cow part was pretty funny
That was unexpected!! Funny! I had a good laugh with that one!!
haha funny stars for all
that was unexpected heres a star
haha that was funny. definitly star worthy
sorry i dont have any funny poems but i just wanted to say that was hilarious...