Why wont he do anything right?
Why wont my dragon fly? I've tried feeding him Fire Flakes, and I've tried all these different kinds of Potions and nothing seems to work. He just looks at me and roars, like he doesn't know what to do in his life.
Advice???
P.S: I'm not crazy. You try living with a flightless Dragon!!!
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On rare occasions a dragon egg may develop a thinner shell than the rest of the clutch. This can result in various shortcomings in the hatchling, provided they survive the nesting phase. Common deficiencies include: lack of breath weapon or fiery breath that turns out to be merely chili belch; stunted flight or 'gravity denial'; reduced intelligence which compels them to recite limericks instead of grand fables that hint at the location of vast treasures; and in rare cases, the dragon may hatch as a household kitten ... the embodiment of evil.
Take him to a Jewish Priest.
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