What are some good insults for a Canadian?
Like offensive names to call them, there doesn't appear to be many except Canuck but I've wracked my brain and narrowed it down to these:
- Hoser
- Canuck
- Beaver breath
- Snowball
- Tim Horton
- Figure Skater
- Moose head
-Cantarded
.. Are these any good! and would they offend a Canadian to the point where they'd burst into tears. Please help me come up with more!
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Can't-Nadian
Woodchuck
Woodface
Aboot
Bootleg American
Greasy Gravy Fry Eating Fatazz
Justin Bieber
@Maafa Why are you editing your answer to copy mine?
None of those would make anyone burst into tears. I don't think any insult would. (If anything, they'd laugh because you appeared to try so hard.) And some of them aren't even insults? "Figure skater?" "Snowball?" "Canuck" (that's rea, but hardly an insult.) If anything, I'd go for a whole bunch of off-the-wall but true things, like "You G-D doughtnut-eating, hockey-rioting, meat-smoking, mall-crawling Canadumpian!"
If you really want to make a Canadian mad, tell them that there is no difference between a Canadian and an American- they're the same thing. That always does it!
Asking them if they really donate limbs.
For real though if its a male just ask him if he is related to Justin Bieber
Hey, illegal immigrant!!! come'er and let me holler at ya for a quick second!
Im not even mad