I'm sick of "military industrial complex" conspiracy theorists - I want a smooth talker for president!

Im sick of all this talk about the "military industrial complex". Eisenhower was a kook conspiracy theorist. Im sick of those paranoid folks who fear a national id card or government keeping a simple record of your purchases.

I just want a smoother talker. Preferrably one who will increase the size of government, build a few more military bases aroudn the world, and help to devalue my dollar.

Who do I vote for?

~ Oh yea, he has to be a good dresser also.

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