How do you properly belch, or pass flatus at a crowded & formal dinner?
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What if your sitting on a hard wooden chair in thin slacks with silk underwear?
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What if your sitting on a hard wooden chair in thin slacks with silk underwear?
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don't
You get up from the table & excuse yourself - And to go to the restroom.
Alright to burp u burp under ur breath and to fart u go to the bathroom as u normally would if u had to go.
VERRRRY CAREFULLY!
Or you could do as my RUDE, former co-worker...pass the gas and move on...then snicker and tell his buddies! Eew!
If you MUST belch...use your napkin and do it QUIETLY!
The real answer should be to excuse yourself and leave the room to the restroom...
OR
HOLD IT~!
discreetly let the flatus slither out of your asshole like a snake and nobody will be the wiser
as loudly as possible...then laugh your butt off...i do and it always gets a laugh...or if you have a kid with you blame them...lol