Verified answer

Of course, to me, this is like asking if pink unicorns eat daisies...but to answer on the assumption of Christian myth, I'd say:

1--In his incarnation as a man, Jesus would eat and eliminate as a man.

Of course, there were no toilets in his time, so he'd have to defecate into a hole in the sand, like everyone else.

2--since corporeal bodies cease to exist in heaven, no need for toilets in heaven

3--since hell is a lake of fire, toilets are irrelevant

So, tell me:

Is a bear Catholic?

does the Pope shyte in the woods?

I'm sure he relieved himself the same way everyone else did at the time.

I think there are toilets in heaven, but not hell. I have heard my mother say she would rather scrub the toilets in heaven than rule in hell. And what is more torturous than have to poo and not being able to find a toilet? Can you imagine the eternal torment?

You didn't hear about the verse from Luke removed at the council of Nicea?

"Jesus shat."

:)

(note: mythical beings don't need to use toilets)

Peace.

I AM sorry you are so bored and sad in life. To live such a hollow existence must be horrible. If I denied love I would probably feel anger and hate as you do. There is always hope. Remember that the love you withhold is the pain which you carry.

I bet the seed of doubt got your soul from the toilet.

He was fully man and God therefore on earth yes. In heaven or Hell no as there are spirts there

for sure, he had a actual, human body! notwithstanding this is no longer precisely this variety of element that they had hassle to point in the Bible, is it? what percentage biographies have you ever examine of all and sundry that mentions them going to the bathroom?!

Yes, Jesus took one heavenly dump per day. His apostles would gather it up in a chalice, and take turns inhaling deeply.

short answer is yes, he turned his Sh!t into bread and fed people with it.

A) no, they plop it down to earth, hence the saying "this place has turned to sh!t"

B) no, they collect it and sell it to heaven for a greatly inflated rate.

No. all bodily functions cease when you become a Zombie.