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He might be scared to go there what with that corpseman still on the lose

Isn't it amazing? If a Republican says something like that, it's front page news about what a complete imbecile he is. But since he's a liberal Democrat, it's ok. Like the first poster..."if that's all you got".

He has big plans involving Mexico, Canada and Haiti.

He has asked Kenya to apply for admission and is awaiting their decision

I'm actually glad you bring that up. If that's the best you got, Obama's not bad at all, not bad at all.