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Who was your number one "Door Knob" today?
Door Knob is a person that just frustrated the hell out of you by way of stupidity. You just want to ring their neck like turning a door knob.
Mine was a sales clerk at walmart/ASDA just smacking away on her gum and looking at me like I was slow for asking to return a broken item (sprinkler) then has the balls to ask me if there was anything else she can "help" me with? wtf
10pts for the best Door Knob of the day, and A star if you saw where Door Knob type people was going.
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my doorknob of the day is a girl on my bus who sits next to me when i constantly/purposely sit as far away from her as possible.
she asks me: "emma, sit here"
i say: "nahh, i think ill just sit here today""
and yet, she comes and sits with me.
whats worse is that while she is sitting about 3cm away from me, she rings my phone and thinks its funny that i can talk to her on the phone
when i could just as easily talk to her in person. FML!
ahh, i hate it when people say "anything else i can help you with?"
a) if there was, i would have asked. you not doing me any services by asking ME!
b) its so rehearsed and fake. as if they actually want to help you.
i find the best way to combat it is too just pretend to cry and shout "WHY CANT EVERYBODY JUST LEAVE ME ALONNEEE!" then run out of the building.
haha, fark doorknobs.