A box of rocks. It has a sturdy structure, will not say anything offensive, will not rot like the potatoes would and most importantly, it is not Sarah Palin.
1. Palin isn't running. She gave up politics to be a pundit (or 'pundint', as she pronounces it). It pays better! She will never run for office again. (Okay, calm down, I know we're all disappointed.)
2. It really doesn't matter. When you vote Republican, it doesn't matter which Republican you vote for. They all represent the same agenda, the PARTY agenda. This is why all the Repub candidates last year, as different as they all looked and sounded, all had the same opinions and positions on all the same issues. If somehow Palin did get to be president, she'd have the same people making her decisions for her, formulating policy for her, as the Box of Rocks President from 2001-2008. For that matter, neither McCain or Romney were not able to tell us anything they'd do differently!
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A box of rocks. It has a sturdy structure, will not say anything offensive, will not rot like the potatoes would and most importantly, it is not Sarah Palin.
Well we had a box of rocks for 8 years. 8^P
Actually two things.
1. Palin isn't running. She gave up politics to be a pundit (or 'pundint', as she pronounces it). It pays better! She will never run for office again. (Okay, calm down, I know we're all disappointed.)
2. It really doesn't matter. When you vote Republican, it doesn't matter which Republican you vote for. They all represent the same agenda, the PARTY agenda. This is why all the Repub candidates last year, as different as they all looked and sounded, all had the same opinions and positions on all the same issues. If somehow Palin did get to be president, she'd have the same people making her decisions for her, formulating policy for her, as the Box of Rocks President from 2001-2008. For that matter, neither McCain or Romney were not able to tell us anything they'd do differently!
A box of rocks currently sits in the Oval Office as we speak.
Potatoes and rocks cannot run for POTUS, or are public schools teaching something new to it's sheep these days.
Potatoes! Everyone loves Potatoes
If 0bama won twice than so can a sac of potatoes.