An Athiest was hunting in the woods and heard a loud noise behind him. It was a GIANT BEAR standing right behind him, raised up on his hind legs and growling. The man jumped back and said "Oh God." His life flased before his eyes and he said, "God I am not going to ask you for religion now because it wouldn't be right, but could you PLEASE GIVE THE BEAR RELIGION?" The bear got down on both knees, put his paws together and said, "Thank You God For This Meal I Am About To Receive...........
I saw this Joke and had to post it here, hope you guys get a kick outta it
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Kinda meh. I've always preferred this one:
An atheist was fishing in Scotland on the loch, when suddenly from under his boat arose Nessie. His boat rocked back and forth as Nessie rose up, waves crashing upon it, and finally as the great beast came to full view, stared down at him.
Snarling the monster roared and brought it's head crashing down towards the man to eat him up whole. The atheist yelled out, "OH GOD, HELP ME!" and everything froze, a voice booming from the sky.
"I thought you didn't believe in me?" God asked the man questioningly as he looked at the frozen monster, teeth just inches from his body, he swallowed hard and replied.
"I didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster either, so I figured it was worth a shot."
I get where the joke is going, but it just doesn't make sense to someone with common knowledge of how an atheist thinks. Its a joke that a theist might find funny, an atheist can appreciate it and get it but its not really funny.
no person created God is a limiteless being and lives exterior of time subsequently there is not any commencing up or end for Him. i've got faith that technology does help the Bible, no longer consistently the case with evolution, the 2d regulation of thermodynamics (which states that the entropy of the universe consistently will strengthen, or (equivalently) that perpetual action machines are impossible) proves that evolution can no longer take place. I even have faith that guy walked with dinosaurs we've lots of evidence of that even right now yet many, i think, will merely call me an fool. 6 days skill merely that 6 days. Creationism does have scientific information backing it up in spite of what you are able to hear I advise you look up the information your self and bear in mind that the scientific technique might desire to be observed whilst performing an test in assessment to the "scientists" that have dated million 365 days previous dinosaur bones that test can't be finished we could might desire to have an bone problem-free to be thousands and thousands of years previous (administration) to maintain on with scientific technique. of direction you under no circumstances hear that they've dated stay mammal to be hundreds and thousands and thousands of years previous. That information is unquestionably unreliable. Please carry on on your faith and ask the Lord to help you with you seek for real solutions. technology does help the Bible and the massive bang might desire to easily be whilst God created the universe yet please look up those products on your guy or woman use many distinctive web content study study then study some extra it somewhat is real technology studying fact and looking out down b*** s***.
Not funny at all., Before i saw the joke I was going to say a grumpy man who doesn't believe in himself.
Seen it before but it is still worth a laugh although perhaps not to atheists
When I first heard that joke I kicked the slats out of my crib I laughed so hard...
A tired out joke.
I'm sure Jesus would want all of the atheists to be eaten by bears.
I don't get it. It's kinda witty but not laugh-out-loud funny.
So the joke is that believers are fat hairy beasts?