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So what are your plans for when you graduate middle school?

Ummm.....yeah.... Who did you say let you in?

Ignore him folks; remember how you were when you had your first beer?

If you ever get cloned, your family will have a pair of boobs bigger than Dolly Parton's.

Were you aware that when you leave a room the collective IQ raises 50 points?

Are you that stupid naturally or do you take lessons?

Just think, if abortion weren't legal, you might have made a friend by now.

"Oh yeah? Well, yo mamma so ugly, she looked out a window and got a citation for mooning."

http://www.wattpad.com/3932209-50-random-ways-50-f...

I don't know. Here's like 50 of them.

My favorite insult is:

"I'd challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed."

~ William Shakespeare