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Honestly, when I lay in bed staring at the ceiling, I am looking in the corners for 8 legged beasties that have infiltrated my space, so I can mush them w/ bottom of my husbands slippers. (what? like i would use my own) Weird, but yes, i can't go to sleep without searching for vile spiders first. Hate em.

And yes...it feels great to be a douchebag....a spider squashing douchebag!

Hmm .. my thoughts are different every night.. but yes, I often do lay there thinking "It feels good to be a douche bag!"

I usually think about how ******* amazing the New Orleans Saints and how we are 6-0 and going to the Superbowl

Drew "Cool" Brees for MVP

WHO DAT!!!!

I have my deepest and most profound thoughts right before sleep, not sure why. Its more when Im waking up that I have weird thoughts that have to do with what I just dreamed.

Well you see, I don't stare at the ceiling. That's why I bought a TV

I try to remember if I checked under the bed and in the closet.

A lady that I'm fallen in love with now:}*

I think about the NEW ORLEANS SAINTS WINNING THE SUPERBOWL..ohhh and the LOS ANGELES LAKERS WINNING THE NBA CHAMPIONSHIP..and I think about the love of my life JASON. :)

No... I have a much more analytical brain... I don't think about petty things.

What the hell is the platypus supposed to be???

(Yesterday night)