One day, God made a garden and put two naked people in it. The woman ate a fruit, and they got kicked out. Skip, skip skip. Then a baby was born to a virgin. That's Christmas; get a tree. Skip, skip skip. The baby grew up and got tortured and killed for annoying the Romans. That's Easter; get a hat. So you have the angels, you have the saints, and you have the cardinals; and today, the Angels are playing the Cardinals, and I got $50 riding on it. See you next Sunday.
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One day, God made a garden and put two naked people in it. The woman ate a fruit, and they got kicked out. Skip, skip skip. Then a baby was born to a virgin. That's Christmas; get a tree. Skip, skip skip. The baby grew up and got tortured and killed for annoying the Romans. That's Easter; get a hat. So you have the angels, you have the saints, and you have the cardinals; and today, the Angels are playing the Cardinals, and I got $50 riding on it. See you next Sunday.
Yes. That is a pretty good summary. The filler part is all magic fairytales like turning water to wine. Yea maybe water + grapes.
Not even close.
The Bible is a story of love.
Yep, just posted it to facebook.
no - no cigar this time