when my nephew was a baby, he would take his nap on the couch so we could hear him. one day, while he was napping, i was eating a chocolate bar and my niece was bugging me. i went over next to my nephew and spit out a piece of the chocolate into my hand. I told my niece that her brother had pooped a little tiny turd and showed her the chocolate "turd." She told me I was gross for picking it up and I went "Oh well" and popped the "poop" in my mouth. She ran out of the room screaming that I had eaten poop! Priceless!!!!
It sounds kinda stupid, but in application it was hilarious. I tied my co-workers chair to his desk so that he couldn't pull it out. He tried for like a minute because he just thought it was stuck on the desk.
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when my nephew was a baby, he would take his nap on the couch so we could hear him. one day, while he was napping, i was eating a chocolate bar and my niece was bugging me. i went over next to my nephew and spit out a piece of the chocolate into my hand. I told my niece that her brother had pooped a little tiny turd and showed her the chocolate "turd." She told me I was gross for picking it up and I went "Oh well" and popped the "poop" in my mouth. She ran out of the room screaming that I had eaten poop! Priceless!!!!
It sounds kinda stupid, but in application it was hilarious. I tied my co-workers chair to his desk so that he couldn't pull it out. He tried for like a minute because he just thought it was stuck on the desk.