If you were villain like Dr.Evil, What would be your diabolical master plan? I would open an evil 99cent store
...or I can be the guy to make the 6minute abs video from that scene in "Theres Something about Mary"...lol.
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Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
Ted: You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?
Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
Ted: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?
[Hitchhiker convulses]
Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
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I would build an army of trained attack monkies to take over NYC, I would then hold it for ransome for the likes of Kierra Knightly and Jessica Alba
I would open an evil putt putt golf and charge 1,000,000, for entry but then no one would pay to get in so I would run specials like evil lazer tag naked on pogo sticks
I would go into outer space and push Earth into the Sun.
an evil video store whre all the videos had subliminal messages in them. or an evil massage parlor.
I WOULD OPEN AN EVIL TREE FARM AND SELL EVIL TREES OR OPEN AND EVIL 98 CENT STORE AND SELL EVERYTHING FOR $1,000,000 BUCKS!!
i would float over the grass that is "no stepping" and taunt the police XD
I would train evil monkeys and rule the earth after the take over. MUH HA HA MUH HA HA MUH HA HA MUH HA HA MUH HA HA MUH HA HA MUH HA HA MUH HA HA MUH HA HA MUH HA HA MUH HA HA MUH HA HA MUH HA HA MUH HA HA
i think i'd open an evil porn shop...